Hello, green. Everyone thinks you’re just the color of jealousy and the dollar bill$ counted by Scrooge McDuck, but we know better. We know green can be haunting but also hopeful. It portrays curiosity just as well as opulence. The right tint of green can drag us through the digital minefields of the future, and create a spotlight of loneliness that feels like our own. Green can subtly indicate madness (and impending, ill-gotten wealth), and it can carry the vanity of a character from girlhood to a messy adulthood.

Green is outspoken, bright, and versatile. And looks really good on Keira Knightley.